1. Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. - Donnie Darko
2. Don’t laugh, this ain’t reality TV! - The Departed I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy. - The Departed
3. So good. - Spider-Man 3
4. I’d like to take his face… off. - Face/Off You know, I can, uh, eat a peach for hours. - Face/Off
5. Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill. - Blade
6. Are you comfortable, Max? I’ll just, uh, be out back, nude, getting handjobs from the woman you love. - Rushmore
7. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. - The Fast and the Furious Too soon, junior. - The Fast and the Furious
8. King Kong ain’t got shit on me! - Training Day
9. Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place. - The Breakfast Club
10. Mister Son of a Bitch. - Rounders
11. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. - A Clockwork Orange (I can’t find a clip of this, but it’s the thing he says to the lady before they have sped-up sex to the William Tell Overture)
12. Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club? - The Master of Disguise
13. Those boards don’t work on water! Unless you’ve got power! - Back to the Future part II
14. You’re playing with us, Peter. You’re doing it, Peter. - Hook
15. Put me in your mouth. - The Squid and the Whale
16. Open bar, dude. - Super Troopers License and registration, chicken fucker. - Super Troopers.
17. Anywhere. Not in your pocket or it’ll get mixed in with the others and become just another coin. Which it is. - No Country for Old Men Then, Whoa, differences. - No Country for Old Men
18. I’m so hungry I could eat a grown man’s ass right now. - The Foot Fist Way
19. Kevin’s a girl?! - Up
20. You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole. - The Big Lebowski
Jon Hamm may look handsome but when he puts that pocket square on his head he magically turns into this guy:
SUITABLE FOR USE:
Legit, adj. (ex. “That’s not legit, man.”)
PLEASE REFRAIN :
Legit, adv. (ex. “This is legit hard, man.”)
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*note: Any sentence that features “legit” must also end in “man.” (ex. “Too legit—too legit to quit, (man).”)
1. Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. - Donnie Darko
2. Don’t laugh, this ain’t reality TV! - The Departed I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy. - The Departed
3. So good. - Spider-Man 3
4. I’d like to take his face… off. - Face/Off You know, I can, uh, eat a peach for hours. - Face/Off
5. Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill. - Blade
6. Are you comfortable, Max? I’ll just, uh, be out back, nude, getting handjobs from the woman you love. - Rushmore
7. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. - The Fast and the Furious Too soon, junior. - The Fast and the Furious
8. King Kong ain’t got shit on me! - Training Day
9. Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place. - The Breakfast Club
10. Mister Son of a Bitch. - Rounders
11. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. - A Clockwork Orange (I can’t find a clip of this, but it’s the thing he says to the lady before they have sped-up sex to the William Tell Overture)
12. Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club? - The Master of Disguise
13. Those boards don’t work on water! Unless you’ve got power! - Back to the Future part II
14. You’re playing with us, Peter. You’re doing it, Peter. - Hook
15. Put me in your mouth. - The Squid and the Whale
16. Open bar, dude. - Super Troopers License and registration, chicken fucker. - Super Troopers.
17. Anywhere. Not in your pocket or it’ll get mixed in with the others and become just another coin. Which it is. - No Country for Old Men Then, Whoa, differences. - No Country for Old Men
18. I’m so hungry I could eat a grown man’s ass right now. - The Foot Fist Way
19. Kevin’s a girl?! - Up
